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Once again, I don't know the origin of this, but I think that the defendant should thank his lucky stars, that Granny wasn't the jury foreman! Guy When Grandma Goes To Court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you,... Sign in to see full entry.