Yet another VERY old joke, those are always the BEST ones!
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is indeed still one of our beliefs.' The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?' To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a ham sandwich.' The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the... Sign in to see full entry.