Ever wonder what a sage DOES all day? We think up stuff like this!
THESE REALLY WORK!! SOME AMAZINGLY SIMPLE REMEDIES FOR LIFE'S SMALL PROBLEMS: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES, WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT, BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO SET A VERY LOUD TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK, WILL... Sign in to see full entry.