I wonder if there is still room in Dog Chapman's doghouse for one more!
Yesterday, I was watching TV and a commercial came on that said, “Afraid to show your face?” An attractive woman looked around whatever she was standing behind and said, “Not me!” I mumbled, “Nice face. Now show us your…” “ GUY! There are small, innocent CHILDREN present and they hang on your every word!” (This from Marilyn.) I quickly said, “ FEET! I was about to say feet!” She claims to have a hearing problem but I know better. She is trying to trick me into saying what I’m actually thinking.... Sign in to see full entry.