Rejoice with me, Grasshoppers! I am embarking on a new career!
I want to get a job, working for FEMA! Good pay, unsurpassed insurance and medical coverage, ( Duh! Government job) after a few years, they cannot fire you, and if you screw up, they promote you. It is obvious that those in charge of FEMA now, do not have to go through a dreary, bothersome, routine of preparing for some theoretical future emergency, or the tedious never-ending irritation of distributing all that crap that the rumor mill says is stored in some warehouse somewhere. At FEMA, the... Sign in to see full entry.