Forget Star wars! Stockpile weapons now, to prepare for the "Beer Wars!"
Americans now drink more bottled water than any other beverage, except for soft drinks! This astounds me. I drink water sparingly, preferring to conserve the world’s dwindling potable water supply by forcing myself to imbibe beer, when parched. Setting a good example for others to emulate, by observing ecologically responsible behaviors, is one of the most important duties of being a sage. It is a comparatively small sacrifice, and when I feel very thirsty and lack beer, I also have been known... Sign in to see full entry.