I'm NOT aging, I'm getting better, like a fine red wine!
I know that I am immortal but it would appear that I am not immune to several of the not so subtle signs that I am becoming older. This makes no sense to me because I have a covered portrait of myself in the attic, like Dorian Grey. That reminds me, gray hair is supposed to be confined to one’s head! I refuse to say where they are showing up on me, but let’s just say, it is south of my head. Silver threads among the drab! In addition, I have discovered THREE (!) small age spots on the back of my... Sign in to see full entry.