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I love Marilyn's spunk! We are just flat out getting old! UGH! and lol sam
posted by
sam444
on July 13, 2009 at 5:38 AM
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Hi .. This is so funny .. thanks for the many laughs! 
posted by
BrightIrish
on July 12, 2009 at 4:32 PM
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AHHHH! Stabbed in the FRONT!
Rumor,
As you so eloquently pointed for the whole world to hear, some of my folicles are slowly deserting my head. At first I thought that I was only imagining things, when I thought that there were tiny, almost inaudible voices in my head. As I assume you already know, each time I heard them, they said, "Geronimo!" These were individual hairs, deserting me, "bailing out" into my eggs as I fixed breakfast. Ungreatful little bastards! After all the attention that I lovingly lavished on them, too! Thankfully, many, many, loyal head hairs remain, (hundreds and hundreds, out of the original tens of thousands,) but this only makes me cherish the loyal ones all the more. My omni-present ball cap, and long-haired hippy look make me appear as though I am NOT actually folically challenged. Let's just keep this our little secret though, I wouldn't want the hordes of my devoted fans to know that I might eventually look like "Friar Tuck," (!) if this disturbing trend isn't nipped in the scalp!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on July 12, 2009 at 1:47 PM
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Guy, I know that hair problem all too well..and its awful when one's hair
elsewhere is more than what's left on one's head...
...
posted by
Rumor
on July 12, 2009 at 12:28 PM
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Re: northsage45 .A wisned, youthful lookig wished for, but realistic PIG
Wileyone,
Sorry to burst your (or more likely, MY bubble) but you have at most, a decade, or just as likely, a few months less, than that, on me. Maybe, I actually am a snot-nosed kid, but only deep down, in the most hidden part of my heart, my friend. At heart, I am a triple PHD, and I don't mean the "Piled higher & deeper" kind, either. Unbeknownst to MILLIONS, I'm a nuclear physicist, a physical nuclearist, and an engineer of locomotive science, not to mention a Pulitzer Prize-winning journastic essayist, a most humble, yet Noble Nobel Peace Prize winner, Mr. World bodybuilding prize-winingest contestant of all time, but in reality, I am but a lowly High School grad. I play a wise, handsome, virile, brilliant, (edited for the sake of brevity and modesty) sage, on the small computer screen, and I actually AM one, and an exceptionally GOOD one, at that! As Meatloaf would probably say, "One outta , seven or eight, AIN"T really that bad, either!"
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on July 11, 2009 at 6:40 PM
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Absolutely wonderful read. Gotta go. I am going to try to have one of the dogs lick the back of my hand now.
posted by
texture
on July 11, 2009 at 2:18 PM
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northsage45
It seems to me like you're still a punk kid from my higher perch. After all, I perused your profile and you like 70's music and The Good, The Bad and The ugly,so I'm guessin' your late 40's or maybe you-ve even brown spotted to 50.
Anyways the newss is not good from here on down. LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on July 11, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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LMAO, Guy
I'm right with ya. LMAO. I can't make any move at all, without making grunts and groans. Yep, sound attractive, don't I ? LOL
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on July 11, 2009 at 12:26 PM
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