A soldier's story, some truth, MUCH spin, as always
----- Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams, and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets. Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returnedwith the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.' Charlie... Sign in to see full entry.