How one can get that creamy-smooth, milk-white, complexion,...I HEAR.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman telling him to leave her 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought that she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean that you wanted 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill... Sign in to see full entry.