Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance, a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions.... 1. What are two days of the week that begin... Sign in to see full entry.

Every year, hundreds of new trees grow because of squirrels forgetting where they buried their nuts. Sign in to see full entry.

The one food that rank's higher than soda, ice cream and candy for that sneaky weight gain that you didn't see coming, mostly because you can't eat just one, is the sinful potato chip. One 8-ounce bag of potato chips equals 1,230 calories which blow's our daily allowance of calories when you factor... Sign in to see full entry.

One of the universe's biggest secret's include's "cosmic cannibalism." It is a very real phenomena, and if you have yet to hear about the extreme occurrence, it is exactly as you imagine it to be. Scientists have managed to capture one of the best images yet of a distant galaxy in the act of... Sign in to see full entry.

Hell freezing over has been a hot topic of conversation for the past few decades. For those who believe in the "Big Freeze" this consist's of the theory of the catastrophic final state that our universe is heading toward due to the universe possessing a limited supply of energy. According to this... Sign in to see full entry.

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A speech teacher is explaining stuttering and other speech impediments to her 4th grade students. She informs the class that, "human beings are the only animals that stutter." One little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these... Sign in to see full entry.