Abe's Tirades

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Sunday, May 15, 2005

I got shafted

I ran into a streak of bad luck, all of which came on Friday 13th! On that day, I got stopped by a cop and warned about making an illegal turn. I kept wondering who the guy was because he knew me, "You've been around here long enough to know better," he said. The next bit of tragedy that occurred... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Dumb numbnuts and company

Why are such stupid people put into the most important positions? We get people who can't pass a third grade geography test put into managerial positions at travel companies. No wonder your luggage gets to Michigan when yourself goes to Michoan, Mexico. I'm wondering if education is the solution to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 9, 2005

Auto-Masturbation, the new energy-efficient alternative

Ok folks. Were in an energy crunch. I know it and you guys can feel it. So let me give you my two cents about an acitivity we all do ineffciently. You guys know the ole' table slapper. How long it takes to get aroused. In the interest of energy consumption, why don't we all turn to electric devices... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 8, 2005

A longshot wins

I forgot the name of the horse, but it won the Kentucky Derby at 50-1! What an upset! What's even more unusual is that the horse is owned by George Steinbrenner. This guy is paying the Yankees left, right, and center for the star players. Why doesn't he just get rid of Axle Rod and replace him with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 6, 2005

I had the wierdest dream

this morning when I had to get up early. I don't know if it was the stress of the morning meeting that I had or just the anguish of a night filled with pee stops. I had a dream very similar to Minority Report. You know, that movie with Tom Cruise. What's strange is that my dream did not have me for... Sign in to see full entry.

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I keep having problems with my Mac

I keep having problems with my imacG4. There is something wrong with the video display, again!! I just had the damn thing fixed 2 weeks ago and the video is gone again!!! Darn it, wouldn't you know it. Just when I added the new MAC OS X "Tiger" to the system, it gives out on me. Its the same... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 5, 2005

Why is everybody interested in money

People like you, think you have a fascinating life history, and are generally more polite when you have bucks. Women think you are physically attractive when you are butt ugly, and even your (theoretical) sexual prowess increases when you have money. These are not myths of behavior, but rather,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005

For want of a nail

Today was a day to reflect on the limitations of technology. I bought the New MAC OS X 'Tiger' today at a store and rushed home to install it on my imac g4. After it finished installing, it locked up. I had to restart it by holding down the power button. Then I downloaded the wrong driver for my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 30, 2005

Hookers call me at 2am in the morning.

Last night I was surfing the internet on my laptop, about to hit the snooze button on my brain, when something interesting happened: my phone rang. That's not unusual because my night-owl friend from L.A. calls me up from time to time, but this was different. There was a woman who wanted to give me... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

It's tough feeling alone

I'm feeling very vulnerable today. It usually starts when I get a snub during the day which causes me to reflect upon my life, which then starts the downward slide. The negative emotions, the self-pity, the sorrow. I know its me, its my inability to communicate heart-felt emotion to my fellow human... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is the rant an' rave side of my brain that I'm posting to release some tension. Decades ago, I would've had to be streaking in the nude downtown before I got some relief. It's good for you folks that you don't have to see that. That's why there's this blog.

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