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Whacky!!!!
With that headline you had my heart beating faster, to be dashed on the rocks of reality.
posted by
johnmacnab
on October 7, 2007 at 11:57 AM
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I think it's all very kinky!
posted by
opheliablue
on September 30, 2007 at 10:33 AM
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A kinkless hose is like a straight politician. Ain't nary...
posted by
saul_relative
on September 29, 2007 at 3:24 PM
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I think it will kink Whacky, but ask Bo for sure!
posted by
Offy
on September 29, 2007 at 1:43 PM
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Whacky, gotta watch out for those kinky hoses..they'll knot up on ya
and then soak you when you're least expecting it.



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posted by
Rumor
on September 29, 2007 at 10:32 AM
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Yeah, Whacky, it will kink
Sooner or later, it will kink.
posted by
TAPS.
on September 29, 2007 at 9:21 AM
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Whacky
Kinky hoses are one of my many excuses for not doing any gardening...long live kinky hoses!
posted by
Nautikos
on September 28, 2007 at 7:16 PM
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Whacky
Extremely frustrating! 
posted by
Enigmatic68
on September 28, 2007 at 6:05 PM
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I have never not had a hose kink at least some of time
I get my frustrations out by bopping it up and down against the ground-- as if that really helps!!!!
posted by
riri0322
on September 28, 2007 at 3:59 PM
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Whacky
Loved your story and picked up a few pointers in the comments. I needed that smile your story gave me. Life should BE so "kinky."
Cee 
posted by
LadyCeeMarie
on September 28, 2007 at 3:00 PM
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I hate kinky hoses! Bought a cheap one at wal mart, and cuss every time I use it, but haven't managed to remember when I'm at store to get a new one.
Usually the more expensive hoses don't kink--but don't say this out loud--the gods of the kinked hose might be listening and you know what that means. (As for just what one sacrifices to the gods of the kinked hose---?????)
mamajoy
posted by
mama_joy
on September 28, 2007 at 8:27 AM
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hahaha...kinky! LOL
posted by
Sheilah
on September 28, 2007 at 5:31 AM
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whackydotter & Bo.
Well, I always drain the hose after I use it luv. I just leave the sprayer open when I shut the water off at the tap. See, if you do leave water in a hose and the sun gets at it, that will weaken the material quickly and cause bursts and make the hose more susceptible to being 'kinky.'
posted by
WileyJohn
on September 27, 2007 at 9:10 PM
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You life is too kinky for me!
Moon
(p.s. “hello” to the wonder dog)
posted by
magic_moon
on September 27, 2007 at 8:51 PM
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Whacky
Hoses that are ribbed on the outside don't kink as easily! Tip... Turn the spigot on, put your spray on off, then move the hose. It will be fully distended!
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on September 27, 2007 at 8:38 PM
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Don't you know that...
Kinks just keep getting harder to find....Oh, well go as Paul Revere and the Raiders.
posted by
food4thought
on September 27, 2007 at 8:37 PM
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posted by
star4sky5
on September 27, 2007 at 8:32 PM
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hoses....there's got to be a better way.
posted by
FineYoungSinger
on September 27, 2007 at 8:15 PM
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