Oh no you didn't!

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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Blonde Golfer

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure... Sign in to see full entry.

Which Way?

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Ponderings once again!

If progress is technology moving forward,then what is congress? Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes? How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are? If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"? What happens to the holes when all the cheese has... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh no another one

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was... Sign in to see full entry.

Groan Away!

Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the... Sign in to see full entry.

Ponderings

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Pondering for the day

The car dealership advertises on its billboard about service dept.... Walk Ins Welcome! Sign in to see full entry.

The conductor

He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance of the season, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening, he... Sign in to see full entry.

The farmer

A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something totally different from his current occupation, he bought a mating pair of rheas and a large tract of land. His rhea farm was soon doing a booming business as there appeared to be a great demand for... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Ponderings again!

Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk? The light went out, but where to? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? How come when I call Information they can't tell me where my... Sign in to see full entry.