Oh no you didn't!

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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Innocent Girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl... Sign in to see full entry.

Proverbs according to children

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader. Never underestimate the power of...termites. You... Sign in to see full entry.

Name that animal

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Johnny. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class... Sign in to see full entry.

Johnny on a horseride

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Role in play

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years. His father... Sign in to see full entry.

Santa was on a roll yesterday

We talked yesterday about the scripted questions and answers that Santa will have for his radio interview on Friday. He said well Cherry Hill can't hear the interview right? So I am going to answer them with my own answers.... Sigh..... California Pizza Kitchen didn't want to partner with us this... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

First in heaven...lil johnny

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How do you say you are going to bathroom?

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies: "Wait a minute,... Sign in to see full entry.

Ta Ta Pray

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father... Sign in to see full entry.

Plane Conversation

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said... Sign in to see full entry.