I did not come up with these-- they were sent to me in an email... Feel free to copy and pass 'em along! 1. Cashtration (n.): the act of buying or building a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus (n.): a person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication (n.): euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation (n.): coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone... Sign in to see full entry.
It may be an American thing, or a Western Culture thing... Maybe it is generational, and fading therefore--not necessarily a sad loss in the repertoir of human behavioral impulses... But it is a fact, many people will, without a second thought, cheer for, hope for, and take the side of the underdog in any conflict. It's the old Carpman Triangle (That's 'Carpman', not 'Cartman') the dyanmic between Persecuter/Victim/Rescuer in which the Rescuer jumps into a situation to save the Victim from the... Sign in to see full entry.
The Washington Post published these winning submissions to its annual contest in which alternate meanings are suggested for common words: 1. Coffee: the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted: appalled to discover how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade: to attempt to explain while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly: impotent. 6. Negligent: absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph: to walk with a... Sign in to see full entry.
It is such a large, rich world, awash with life and striving... So many senses, so many minds trying to understand... So many cultures shaping what senses will be capable of perceiving, and so many families through their generations, creating and setting in place the perceptual filters of tradition and belief... So many, many candles on the altar, of so many shapes, sizes, colors--all burning with the same flame. Can we separate what we see and what we feel from what we think? Can we sort out... Sign in to see full entry.