I did not come up with these-- they were sent to me in an email... Feel free to copy and pass 'em along! 1. Cashtration (n.): the act of buying or building a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus (n.): a person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication (n.): euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation (n.): coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone... Sign in to see full entry.