JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Friday, January 13, 2006

DIVE INTO THE STRANGE & UNUSUAL...

Now, class...try using these words in a complete sentence! mome - a nitpicking critic. jehu - a reckless driver. ablutophobic - one who is pathologically fearful of bathing. cagamosis - an unhappy marriage caseate - to become cheesy. cepiverous - feeding on onions autosmia - the smelling of own's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

WHEN WILL IT STOP?

this throbbing, pounding, swallowing up energy, sobbing, aching, tears coming down, robbing, squelching, happiness and well-being. Headaches aren't fun. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 9, 2006

ENHANCE SATISFACTION....

Wake up America...sleep at work!!! Many of us aren't only sleep-deprived, we are nap-ready! Don't you think employers should allow and encourage workers to nap on their work breaks? Napping on the job is a natural, free way to increase productivity. There are many benefits. 50 percent of Americans... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 6, 2006

B undles of cash, R ung up credit card debt, O ne is not very lucky in this K razy situation, save some cash, E ventually this won't be the state you're in anymore! Sign in to see full entry.

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Mrs. Bates & the False Arrest

I've been lost for a few weeks...those of you who were following my saga about my former psychopath Mrs. Bates-like landlord will be interested in this latest continuation... Well, my husband, daughter and I are away from Mean Jean for the new year. It was a really fun moving week last week. Last... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

THE OBITUARY OF THE YEAR

Archie Bunker, only 70 years old, is now 6 feet under due to being mauled by a herd of donkeys. Although he was an avid donkey lover, they apparently grew tired of him fondling their genitals on a day-to-day basis. Archie is survived only by his brother Leroy, who said it is a shame Archie will no... Sign in to see full entry.

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RUCTUOSITY UP THE REAR...

...At bar establishments not only around the holidays, but all year long! Did anyone know that frequent belching (or ructuosity ) was started by a bunch of brewery workers on the assembly line? Although they sold out venues such as Carnegie Hall, Milwaukee Ructuosity Choir never let it go to their... Sign in to see full entry.

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DING-DONG SONG

Tick-tock, goes the clock, Tip-toe, don't you know, Click-clack, There's the wack, Knick-knack, Sitting in the sack, Beep-bop, Do-oo-op! Sign in to see full entry.

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GIVE A LITTLE PAMPERING...

...this Christmas season...Who says bathing treats have to be only for women? Make home-made bath oil blends for the man in your life too...Or make it for the two of you to enjoy some bath-time loving fun!!!! 1 1/2 oz. olive oil 3 oz. almond oil 1 oz. sesame oil 1 oz. of canola oil 1/2 oz. wheat... Sign in to see full entry.

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COCO'S CANDY CANE SONG

Here comes Coco, Here comes Coco, Right down Candy Cane Lane, He's really hungry, He's really hungry, Need some food in his veins, He hasn't eaten, He hasn't eaten, In about three weeks! Could someone feed him, He's really starving, Wants to eat some fruitcake, Could someone feed him, Stop his... Sign in to see full entry.

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