JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

DOES IT MAKE YOU RUN?

Is there anyone out there who can eat a whole box of fruit-filled chocolates in one sitting without having diarrhea for the next 24 hours? If so, you deserve a prize. What about dark chocolate sponge candy? It is delicious, don't get me wrong...but, I have one question. Why is it that if you have a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 19, 2005

TAKE A PIECE OF MEAT, WITH YOU....

How do you feel about eating meat that comes from a pig's butt? Does anyone like liver? Why? Anyone eat the butt of a turkey? Does that even taste good? Did anyone besides me observe that people have the worst gas ever after eating sausage? EWWWW! What exactly is fascinating about bratwurst? Why do... Sign in to see full entry.

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CHRISTMAS A-Z

A is for the Apple pie that we like to eat, B is for Bringing joy to all whom we love, C is Caroling all through the night, D is for the Drummer boy, E is for Everyone gathering 'round the tree, F is for Forgetting the crap from the past, G is for Giving, for it is the season, H is for Holly hanging... Sign in to see full entry.

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RAMBLINGS OF THE RADICAL...

Why do obese people wear spandex? Such a frightening visual, I know. I get nauseated by the sight of this in the summer time, even when I am quite a distance a way. If I get too close to these folk, I feel a sudden urge to vomit...is anyone else sickened by the idea of fat folk in skin-tight gear?... Sign in to see full entry.

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ALWAYS A MYSTERY...

Up and down, She laughs and she frowns, wonders where the time's gone, To and fro, how could she know, what kind of seed she would sew... Sign in to see full entry.

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SWIMMING IN A SEA OF NO-GOOD DO-NOTHINGS....

EVER NOTICE... -while the labor faker sucks ass, you are kicking it? IN OTHER WORDS YOU GO AHEAD (WITHOUT BEING TOLD) AND DO YOUR JOB INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT IT!!! -while you are working hard for your money, others get a paycheck for doing jack-squat. -when you rarely make a mistake it is... Sign in to see full entry.

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OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES TOLD IT WELL...

"People can be divided into divided into two classes: those who go ahead and do something, and those who sit still and inquire, 'Why wasn't it done the other way?' " Sure we all can relate to this one!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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GREAT WAY TO INTRODUCE THE BOSS!!!

All of you working folk out there must know a unipygic leader...At the annual holiday party, here is a good one to use..."If you don't know him already, let me introduce you to ________, a man whose extraordinary unipygic leadership has brought our company to where it is today." To this leader,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

I'll TELL YOU MINE IF YOU TELL ME YOURS...

................................................................................................................................................................................................. My favorite color is blue. It's the color of my eyes, the sky, the ocean, the label of diet pepsi, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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ALTERNATE WORD FOR REDNECK..

Hey, look at the ol' country lout...that booby man is missin' half his teeth. Damn Yankey!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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