Thinking Out Loud.

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Monday, October 24, 2005

I Won't Be Writing Today

I believe in the power of collective thought. I've asked people on here before to pray and I'm going to ask the same thing of you again today. My friend Melody's mother is very ill and was hospitalized last night. Right now they are being hit by the hurricane and the doctors are waiting to do tests... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 21, 2005

Nostalgic Memories of Reminiscing

I'm going out as a reclusive homebody this year for Halloween. (It was either that or The Invisible Man.) I'll have my bag hanging on the front door for people to put candy in. When I was a kid, I wanted bubblegum -- nothing but bubblegum. I liked Baby Ruth and Snickers, but I guess I just had... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Don't I Know You?

There are only, in fact, 16 people on this planet right now. Maybe I should say 16 souls inhabiting like 7and a half billion bodies. It sure seems that way to me sometimes. Ever notice how similar some people are to others in your life? We've all experienced meeting someone we felt we've known... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

The Ultimate Male Fantasy

So the new James Bond is a blonde? Like I give a flying sex act. Want to hear my James Bond theory? Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. Every guy wants to be James Bond. No! No! Don't close the window yet; let me explain. All of the elements that come together to make the James Bond character are on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 16, 2005

People Who Need People - Are F**Ked

People are stupid. No, no people are really really stupid. An overrated species of chowder-heads is what they are. Listen to me, I'm an authority on stupidity. Know what else? Women are stupid. Yeah, that's right, I said it. I've got a history of historical facts to back me up (history of historical... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Cameras in the Shower? Stop Looking at Me! (re)

I think somebody is watching me as I write this, so I'll try to be subtle. The eyes are everywhere. We's the eyes and the eyes have it. Everywhere you look there's somebody looking. Surveillance cameras are watching surveillance cameras. I got notification through the mail that I didn't stop long... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Pondering Cartoons (regurgitation)

Why is it that I like the Grinch more than most cartoon characters? Maybe it's the same reason I want Sylvester to kill Tweety and Wiley Coyote to give up on the Acme Company. For whatever reason, I don't want Tom to catch Jerry and I'm indifferent about Popeye's quarrel with Bluto; the prize there... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Just Thinking Out Loud

It's getting closer to Halloween and the closer it gets, the more I think about The Headless Horseman and can understand his hostility. I mean, if you're not getting any head and some funny looking, string bean bastard like Ichabod Crane has the ladies crowding around him like he's a heterosexual... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

The Ties That Bind

I have no ties to neckties. I despise neckties. I'm wise to neckties and realize the lies of neckties. Think about a tie and its purposes for being. Once upon a time, somebody said, "Hey, we can sew a simple strip of fabric and sell it," and the natural response was, "Why would somebody buy such a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 8, 2005

Is This Your Man?

I'm fed up with the concept of role models. You know who my roll model is? The Pillsbury Doughboy. Tee hee! Why do we all look around for somebody to imitate? Adults look to characters on television to dress like and model their whole personality after. One American archetype that has been way... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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