Jeff's Jots

When I was in first grade, I found a four leaf clover on Friday the 13th. I've been confused ever since. Sign in to see full entry.

It's Father's Day I'm not a father. That's something to celebrate. I've been telling people since I was 16 that I didn't want children. Everyone said I would change my mind. I didn't. I'm now 48. So I probably won't. I don't have to pay for the braces on junior's teeth. I don't have to worry about a... Sign in to see full entry.

I think I'm going to use my birthday money to buy a laptop. Then if I have any leftover, I'll buy a computer. Sign in to see full entry.

It's been said that when a man marries his mistress, he creates a job opening. Sign in to see full entry.

I have a confession to make. I-I'm so ashamed I'm not sure I can even get it out I-I-I I've never watched American Idol Never. Not one episode. Well that's not completely true. I did watch for about 10 minutes once just to see what the fuss was about. I couldn't figure it out in 10 minutes and... Sign in to see full entry.

A psychotic thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows two and two are four but hates it. Sign in to see full entry.

I worry that my inferiority complex is not as good as other people's. Sign in to see full entry.

If someone could tell you when you were going to die, would you want to know? Sign in to see full entry.

My mother thinks I'm going to be branded a troublemaker because I filed a grievance at work. Here are some other troublemakers I'm familiar with. George Washington Thomas Jefferson Mahatma Ghandi Martin Luther KIng Rosa Parks Ralph Nader Susan B Anthony Gloria Steinem. With that kind of company I'd... Sign in to see full entry.

March 4th is the only day of the year that makes a complete sentence. Sign in to see full entry.