Jeff's Jots

A coworker once referred to me as "a likeable chap" She wasn't British but that's what she said. A likeable chap. I told her she was a good judge of people. Sign in to see full entry.

Well I'm back. I'd like to say I've been off climbing Mt Everest or something exotic like that but the real story is much more mundane. Lost my debit card, cancelled it, then found it an hour later. First replacement card they sent me got lost in the mail. So I was without an ATM/debit card for... Sign in to see full entry.

While visiting New York City yesterday I attended an outdoor festival which included among other things a free blood pressure screening. My blood pressure I was told was "perfect" 117/84 to be precise. The guy said I was the only person he'd tested that day to have such ideal blood pressure. What's... Sign in to see full entry.

Here's a conversation I had with one of my female clients when I was working with mentally handicapped people Do you like being a boy? Yes, I like being a boy. I would think it would be uncomfortable to be a boy. Why do you say that? Because you have that thing in the middle. Sign in to see full entry.

Why is there sugar? According to doctors and nutritionists, sugar rots your teeth, makes you fat, and damages your health. Most of us deprive ourselves of sugar--to some degree on another--because we believe the doctors and nutritionists. They're supposed to be experts. So here is what most people... Sign in to see full entry.

To the average woman, shopping is like sex. Trying the dress on is foreplay. Actually going to the cash register and buying it is the orgasm. Then they take it home and cuddle with it. Sign in to see full entry.

I was a few minutes early for class that day. When I got there, the teacher was doing paperwork and two girls who also arrived early were singing to pass the time before class started. The girls finished singing one song and then asked if there were any requests. I said yes I'd like to hear the... Sign in to see full entry.

Two celebrities were having a public spat. I don't remember who the celebrities were but it doesn't matter. One of them called the other one a "selfish hedonist" It was meant as an insult but I would take it as a compliment. A selfish hedonist is exactly what I strive to be. If it feels good do it,... Sign in to see full entry.

If Abraham Lincoln, George Washington and Martin Luther King had really been such great men, they would have had the foresight to be born in the summer so we could have a holiday in nice weather. Sign in to see full entry.

When I walked into the men's room there was a little girl there with her father. As they were leaving the little girl saw my feet underneath the stall and asked "Who's that Daddy?" "Shhhh Daddy whispered. "It's a man. He's making a doodoo" Sign in to see full entry.