Whacky's Corner

I know that means hands free phones and what not, but I always think first of having blue teeth. That wouldn't be a good thing. Unless you have been eating blueberries. Although thinking of things that are white but have blue on them and I wasn't but I am now. Did you know that if you buy white wall tires they come with the white part all covered in blue? Yes you have to wash the blue stuff off and under it are the white walls. I know this because I just bought two new tires for my car. It was... Sign in to see full entry.

I just realized that I have two yes two Dancing California Raisin t-shirts. Does anyone want to guess how many bowls of raisin bran I had to eat to get them. Yes I got them free! Well, actually after I ate all that raisin bran I never wanted to see much less eat another bite of that cereal. I guess that's the price I paid. But it has been ten years and yeah even the thought of eating it still makes me sort of sick. That is odd in that I still like raisins and I don't mind bran cereal. Go figure.... Sign in to see full entry.

So I was complaining about that last yogurt commercial, then turned on the TV to see another one. Some poor woman was yawning, about to pour herself a cup of coffee when her coffee mug takes off with her hanging on. There she goes down the street through shrubs, her neighbor's yard, past dogs and cats. Seemingly skiing on her pair of fuzzy slippers. Yes this could be me! finally she is going down the street past taxis buses traffic jams through city parks and a parking lot. She ends up skiing... Sign in to see full entry.

I know it is a short trip in reverse, but none the less there is a commercial on TV that just makes me AHHHH! It's the one where a woman is standing in the dairy isle of her grocery store. She picks up a container of yogurt, peels the lid off and slurps the whole thing down. Then the collapsed empty cup just falls off of her face. She just stands there looking like nothing happened. To me that is just so gross! I now make it a point to not buy that brand of yogurt. So what if it has 20 calories... Sign in to see full entry.

He has a nice smile though don't he? He also tends to bark at me some. I like him. Do You? Thanks for dropping in! Sign in to see full entry.

I just realized I LOVE to get stuff for free! Yeah even if I have to pay more than they are worth. Wait a minute....Yeah that is totally true. I love a bargain! How about you? Sign in to see full entry.

You can guess I don't mean the cute little birds in the back yard. You know the ones who drink sugar water from my feeders and flit from flower to flower. I mean those great big gas guzzlers you see on the street sometimes. I just went to the new Wal-Mart that just opened across town. I swear all the way there I was dodging HUMMERS. They turned in front of me, lumbered around me, and I swear not one of them ever signaled. Don't they have turn signals? Or do the drivers think that the turn signal... Sign in to see full entry.

So I went back and took this picture. Sign in to see full entry.

You might notice I am up and posting really really early. That's because some scholar on his/her way to register for school, rang my doorbell and ran. Yeah, by the time I got to the door with my bathrobe and fuzzy slippers on, there was no one there. Really seven AM is a bit early to register for anything, but why stop and ring my doorbell? Meanness I guess. Since I was up, I got a glass of juice and turned on the TV. There was news. Nothing but bad news. Damn John Hughes died. Sitcoms.... Sign in to see full entry.

 So there I was waiting in line at the grocery store. Looking up there was a "Globe" with inside information about how Michael Jackson died. Now how did they get inside his house? Even his dad had trouble doing that. Then looking across the isle the Enquirer had this headline. JACKSON TOOK 10,OOO PILLS IN HIS LAST 6 MONTHS. How could they know that? Well, if he took that many pills he would have rattled when he walked. He would have especially rattled when he danced. Didn't anyone like maybe... Sign in to see full entry.