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Saturday, May 6, 2006

WHACKY COMMERCIALS!!!

Ok... I was watching my soaps and drinking coffee when this commercial came on. I laughed so hard coffee sprayed from my nose. The add starts with a couple sitting in a fancy French restaurant. It is just a bit romantic. The couple are speaking French...Then all of a sudden a big black blob of yucky stuff falls smack in the middle of the table. The couple are horrified!!! Gasp!!! It then cuts to a guy standing at a bathroom sink with liquid Plumber POWER JET. His wife is behind him. "Wow," she... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 5, 2006

FLOWERS THAT SMILE AT YOU!

OK they are just some pansies. But to me they have smiling faces. Though some of them do look just a tad like Groucho Marx. Enjoy! Thanks so much for stopping. Have a great weekend. Do you see faces in the pansies? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 4, 2006

OH! TOO BRIGHT!

What is too bright? Well, the sun. It's too bright to look at. It's also very hot. You can get a sunburn from it. I guess you could get a burn from a tanning bed, but it isn't as bright as the sun. There are a lot of things that can be too bright. ( Yeah I know, I'm not one of them, but I try) My reading light was too bright yesterday. I replaced the old bulb with a bright one. The brighter light made my eyes water. I was reading a magazine and there was a glare. You know, watery eyes are good... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

ARRHOOOOWWWWL!

HowwwooL AAAhhooooo! Rowoooohoo! That was the sound coming from my backyard a few minutes ago. You can guess that my dog Bo, was busy howling his head off. I opened the sliding glass door and told him to get in here before the neighbors started complaining. He was standing on the picnic table barking in every direction. Master of all he surveyed. He looked at me and gave one final Ahhhhoooo!! Then he jumped down and ran into the house. His howling was echoed all around the neighborhood. Every... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

THE CRESCENT MOON?

There was a crescent moon last night. It was big and bright as it came up over the horizon. Then it lit up the night sky. Not as much as a full moon but it was bright. At one time my grandpa told me that a moon like that means it's going to rain. Because it looks a little like a cup about to pour water on the earth. Then you know what? In the early morning hours it did finally rain. Washing the whole earth clean and leaving the air fresh and cool. This morning the flowers, the trees and even the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 1, 2006

A HOLE IN THE HEAD!

Did you hear about the guy in Oregon who walked into the emergency room with a headache, and it turned out he had 12 nails in his head? At first he told the doctors it was an accident. One nail would be an accident; twelve nails is insanity! He finally admitted it was a suicide attempt. This whole episode has recently been featured in the "Journal of Neurosurgery." Maybe the medical community learned something about the workings of the human brain from this guy. They stated that he lived to tell... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

MY YELLOW ROSE!

My yellow roses are blooming! So now I have both red roses and yellow...if the white ones would open up almost all of them would be blooming. Yeah! Thanks for stopping by! Have a great Sunday! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

THE MISSING LINK!!

Wonder what I am talking about...No not Darwin... I'm looking for a vitamin/mineral supplement for dogs. They have it for cats too! Its supposed to be "the missing link" in your pets nutritional needs. I've been giving it to Bo since I got him. The thing is, I haven't bought any for over a year. Want to know why? Well...last time I bought it they had an eight pound bag for the price of one pound! So I got eight pounds. You see it is a sort of powder you sprinkle on the pets regular food. Bo only... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 28, 2006

SQUEAKY WINGS!

I've been hearing some birds in the distance in the morning and evenings recently. At first I thought maybe they were Owls. That's because I thought they were saying, "Who? Who? Who? Then I listened closer and I realized they were saying Coo Coo Coo. Then I spotted one of them. He was on the telephone line, looking down at Bo and going Coo Coo. (Humm was he talking about me or Bo?) After a while another one joined that first one on the line. Bo barked at them. They just sat there laughing at... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

BUTTONS!

There are lots of buttons everywhere! I even have some favorite buttons. One is on my remote control. Yes,it's the MUTE button. Whenever a loud obnoxious commercial comes on or the news anchor whose voice makes my ears bleed, I hit the MUTE button. It is great! As a matter of fact the MUTE button is kind of squished down, and the writing is almost worn off of it. If you look at it you will see that it no longer says MUTE. It is more like UT with the M and the E worn off! Now another button that... Sign in to see full entry.

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