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Monday, June 27, 2005

Tom Cruise Surpasses Parading Queers as Most Ridiculous Spectacle on Earth

LOS ANGELES, Ca – Despite competition from anemic, pasty-white men dressed in day-glow latex hot pants and yellow platform lumberjack boots, Tom Cruise surpassed the entire world population of parading homos on Sunday as the Most Ridiculous Human Spectacle on Earth. Cruise, who recently won the... Sign in to see full entry.

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