I conclude that there are only three Genie jokes, all mine
I remembered one last “Genie” joke; I’ll tell it and never let the subject come up again. The whole thing hit the floor with a resounding thud. Nobody else has contributed a joke, so it was obviously a bad idea. Skipping ahead, (these jokes always start the same) with his first wish the man asks to be hated and reviled by half the people he meets. Curious but silent about this request, the Genie said, “It shall be so.” The man’s second wish was that he be beaten half to death by a mob of angry... Sign in to see full entry.