Grumpy old men, grumping and grousing
Three old men were sitting in a Florida park as was their daily custom. One told his friends that he had a doctor visit scheduled because of extreme constipation. He confided that he “hadn’t” for over a week, and was concerned enough to have things checked. One of the others said, “ I should have your problem! I haven’t for nearly three weeks! ” The third man said, “I should have your problems! Every morning, at 7:00AM I have a bowel movement, like clockwork!” His friends said, “Why Morty,... Sign in to see full entry.