Don't go lookin' for lovin' in the Philipines!
A Merchant Marine sailor visited a world-renowned medical center in Hong Kong because he suspected that he had caught a sexually transmitted disease. Immediately after first viewing the problem area, the doctor said, “Looks like someone has been playing with the wrong girls in the Philippines!” The sailor admitted to a few (dozen) indiscretions in Manila, while on shore leave. The doctor later informed him that test results confirmed that he had contracted the most deadly of venereal diseases.... Sign in to see full entry.