Everyone is having more fun than ME!!! Sob! What a cruel twist of fate!
“Ever feel like everyone’s having more fun than you? Well, they ARE!” Oh, right. THANK YOU, Mr. TV announcer! I was still trying to come to terms with the realization that ANYONE was having more fun than ME! Now you tell me that EVERYONE is having MORE fun than me? Are you trying to make me suicidal? Do you strangle puppies and kittens, for a hobby, in your spare time? Do you knock the ice cream off small children’s cones? Pop their balloons? For mercy’s sake, LEAVE US OUR ILLUSIONS! We really... Sign in to see full entry.