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Whatever you do, avoid at all costs, anyone your friends call an “NF!” Many years ago, I asked a friend who had recently broken up with his girlfriend, if it would be okay if I were to ask his ex out. He told me, “It’s all right with me, but you should be forewarned, that she is an “NF!” I was not familiar with the term, but I did not want to appear dumb, so I said, “Is there any other kind?” He laughed and said, “Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.” After his ex had made me a lot sadder but... Sign in to see full entry.