I have been sabotaged! I didn't abandon you, Grasshoppers!
I have been missing for a couple days, because my evil feline “ Hitler,” bit through my mouse cord. I told you that she is EVIL! I had to unplug my computer because that was the only way I could shut it off. Each time that Hitler walks across my keyboard, I lift her up and put her on the floor, repeatedly! She is jealous of this box that takes up so much of the time, that could be spent petting HER! I don’t know how I am going to give her a memorable lesson in the consequences of such impulsive... Sign in to see full entry.