Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, but NOT me!
Does it drive everyone crazy to realize that some quickly thought up reply in one’s everyday life could have been much better or funnier or insightful, if only a few more seconds were taken for thought before speaking? The dreaded, “I should have saids!” I regularly kick myself for these lapses of inspired thought, because I enjoy making people laugh or be thought more intelligent than I am. The other day at work I was standing at a computer screen reading something and afterwards my friend Roy... Sign in to see full entry.