I have a theory, that if I wasn’t so determined to never tell a dirty black lie, for the rest of my life, I could manage to B.S. and lie my way into most jobs and request two weeks of settling in time, before a first job performance evaluation. In two weeks, I think that I could perform as well as a graduate of a school designed to turn out employees ready to be up to speed, quickly. Remember that I said MOST jobs. Some professions require the kind of learned muscle memory and quick adaptability... Sign in to see full entry.