Perfect breasts. A little old Italian man (5'3''tall) is walking down the street one afternoon when he spots a woman with a pair of perfect breasts. He says to her, "Pardon me miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and starts walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $ 1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you pervert, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So... Sign in to see full entry.