Friday, November 28, 2008
Now l am past sixty l can fulfil a great ambition. I’ve asked my family for help, But l’m afraid they will not listen! They do not seem to realise l’ve practised every day I worked and planned so carefully, Now it’s time to find my way. My friends will tell you l’m the one who starts up all the fun.... Sign in to see full entry.
The Paper Chase
I was a sheet of paper, all white and clean and pure, You knew that none had touched me, of that you could be sure. You rolled along the table top ‘til me there you espied. “Now you’re just what I’m looking for!” You masterfully cried. I went quite coy for l was very virginal you know. I wasn’t sure... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
An Old Bangers Lament
Tell me, oh tell me what can l do? I’m in such a predicament all caused by you! A sad little car, and lonely perhaps, But carefully avoiding most of the traps. The edges are rusty, the gears are all jammed. I’m really quite ordinary, nothing too grand. To all of the drivers who did glance my way I’d... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Rap - On - Granny
I'm a little grey-haired granny and I'm moving to the sea Don't imagine I'm retiring, you ain't seen the last of me! I was rocking through the 60s and I'm 60 now for sure So watch out kids because you see I'm coming back for more!! Rap On Granny Don't do political correctness, I'm truly not PC Just... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Jack and the Queen
The Queen was in the parlour eating pots of honey. So Jack went into the garden and said "I'll earn some money!" He put his fingers in the pie, but found there was no plum. "Well" he said "I'll just sit here until the day is done." The queen was in the parlour stitching cloth of lace. So Jack went... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Really Me
So cool and so together That's how they think of me. They never look beyond you know. They never really see. None look to see the battered heart, Or the weary bleeding soul. None see the inner crying. None look beyond the role. Will you look? Will you know me? The really, really me! Will you look?... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, November 10, 2008
The Hospital Riot
The restuarant was crowded, so full it almost burst! There wasn't even elbow room, the diners cried and cursed. Then Fred he dropped his jelly, it slithered 'cross the floor And Bert, well he stepped on it - and shot right through the door! He knocked down dear old Bertha, she went with such a... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
The Husband Shop
I thought l would get married so l went to the husband shop. I breezed in through the doorway saying “show me all you’ve got!” The man behind the counter gaped and seemed to get quite flustered As l eyed and sized him up – ooh l was keen as mustard! They got out their credentials and l was very... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Cheek
You strolled along the avenue, your manner oh so grand I wondered if you'd buy me, the last peach on the stand You languidly surveyed the scene as there you stood We bowed down in obeisance, I thought " he must be good "! You fondled all the apples and pears nearby displayed Caressed the pretty... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Dream Lover
Dream Lover You, who are my love and sweet delight. You, whose misty image brings me calm. Come now and gently settle in my dream, Casting over me the magic of your charm. You, who are my dear, and so much more You, whose whispered name makes peace descend Reach out and wrap me ever in your love... Sign in to see full entry.