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Saturday, May 18, 2013

Pit Bull Love

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.... Sign in to see full entry.

Not a foot!

An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Stick it through that curtain." Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Rent pay't

A proper English Gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the... Sign in to see full entry.

Not your average family!

A mother heard a hum coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opened the door to find her daughter lying naked on her bed, enjoying a vibrator. "What are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents. This is as close as I can get to a husband!" A few days... Sign in to see full entry.

You got that lovin feelin

A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready. "Well, what is it?" he asks. "It's a bit... Sign in to see full entry.

50 things for women to think about...what say you guys?

These rules will hopefully help women understand men: SportsCenter starts at 10:00 pm and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. Even if its a common cold or a sprained ankle, no one, ever, has been in worse shape. Let us know how brave we... Sign in to see full entry.

do you know...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

All I got was a headache!

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

You must be a dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist" The guy, surprised,... Sign in to see full entry.

Envy

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch. **What do you say ladies? I don't think so....Men? Sign in to see full entry.