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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Teacher's gifts

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?" "That's right!" said the boy. Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it... Sign in to see full entry.

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A new 3 little pigs

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Water Formula

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert. Sign in to see full entry.

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Pick one

Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer. "All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money." Sign in to see full entry.

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How to ensure flunking an exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get... Sign in to see full entry.

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True story

One of my workers has been having some really ditzy moments...She said well you haven't met Aunt Trisha...she said Grandma woke up dead this morning.... and no neither is a blonde Sign in to see full entry.

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Guess

It was a little boy's first day in school and the teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Camps not for kids...****sexual warning ******

10 Summer Camps Not For Kids Tommy Lee's----Camp Kickachickee Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee Tanya Harding's---Camp Whackaneenee Kenneth Starr's----Camp Catchacrookee Louis Farakahn's---Camp Killawhitey O.J. Simpson's ----Camp Killachickee Michael Jackson's-Camp Grabbakiddie President... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Dr Seuss gone bad!

The Cat in the Blender Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert Fox in Detox Who Shat in the Hat? Horton Hires a Ho The Flesh-Eating Lorax How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day Your Colon Can Moo---Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch Marvin K. Mooney, Get the &@ Are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Farting lesson

The Farting Lesson Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud... Sign in to see full entry.

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