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Saturday, December 8, 2012

Use big words...

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Who's smarter than a first grader?

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Brooks had... Sign in to see full entry.

What every train conductor would like to say...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who... Sign in to see full entry.

What a sales man!

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's... Sign in to see full entry.

Kids repeat what they hear

One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your such an ass!" and she hung up.Suzie asked what ass had meant and her sister sayin"Uh... it means... uhh.. boyfriend!". Suzie is delighted... Sign in to see full entry.

Ask Santa

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "did santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little boy said,"he sure did!" The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, "Next year,... Sign in to see full entry.

Is the seal broken?

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing," his mother asked? "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

I see stars...I see mars...I see someone's underdrawers!

One day there was this little girl who always wore a dress to school. Every day she would sit on the bench and cry. Finally Little Johnny asked her why she was crying. She replied "I don't have any money for potato chips." Johnny said "I'll give you money if you climb that tree over there." "Okay!"... Sign in to see full entry.

Time to swear

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old nodded his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, okay?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Take a letter Maria

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child... Sign in to see full entry.