JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Friday, December 16, 2005

MORE CURIOUS PONDERINGS...

Why on earth did they name that yellowish squishy substance some of you (not me) put on your hot dogs mustard? Mustard is very odd word. I don't like it as a word and I sure as hell do NOT like it as a condiment on my hot dog! Perhaps the word 'mustard' was derived like this: the 'mus' part came... Sign in to see full entry.

SANTA NEEDS HIS TECHNOLOGY UPDATED...

Santa isn't connected 'As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?" ' ~~just a cute little joke I came across I wanted to share.. Sign in to see full entry.

short POWERFUL statement on war...

war. a few old men just dying to send thousands of young men to get killed. Sign in to see full entry.

BEWARE OF BELCHING BOB

You know what I'm talking about. Bob comes home from Tully's Tavern reaking like 80 pints and a bucket of chicken wings, he can barely stand up and then he thinks he will get some action from you in the bedroom after you've been ranting and raving as to where he has been all night long...He says to... Sign in to see full entry.

YOU CAN'T TAKE HER WITH YOU...

Think being a door-to-door salesman is a pleasant, appealing job? Not as glamorous as Senor Saunders thought. He saw more old dirty slovenly women referred to as clarty-paps than he could handle. Picture this: ratty housedress, matted hair in rollers, duck-feet shaped black tie shoes, stockings that... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

The True and Unusual

Xmas Facts - received this through an email from strangecosmos.com...had to share!!! Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers. Based on previous surveys, 17 percent of you will embarrass yourselves in some way at your office... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

WORDS OF THE HOUR...

Where am I going and why am I in this hand basket? Sign in to see full entry.

LET ME SHOW YOU...

Stop and check this out!!!! You'll have no regrets..... Busty, cute, blonde and blue-eyed, I am a late 20's 5'3", 36C bra, loves to laugh and have fun, enjoys backrubs by muscular, tan men (sexy long hair a plus) as well as giving 'em, likes to shake booty at the dance clubs but is a true headbanger... Sign in to see full entry.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS!

Politicians are liars the moment they open their mouths. Sign in to see full entry.

KICKIN' BOOTY

I was stompin' Walkin' in my big black boots, And I was walkin', Talkin' in my big black boots, I was rompin', Wonderin' who to kick wit' my boots, Then I was runnin', After kickin' Rocko with my boots! Sign in to see full entry.

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