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Thursday, February 7, 2013

GWB goes "Blambo!" Sends Afro-Doofwad to Kill L.A! You're Busted GWB!

The fact that you're still trying to murder the planet, one corpse at a time, dinky boy bush, doesn't mean humanity isn't allowed to take you into custody. At this moment, you are going even more insane. Did you enjoy hiring that moron to machine gun those babies, dinky georgie bush? Does the thought of their blood make your mouth water, dinky gwb? It's not all dinky georgie bush's fault. The invisible sign post on the murderers' wall, reads "BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch Brothers Buying... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's Feel Cool Pick? "Let's Stay Together" - Al Green

Q.) What's cooler than Al Green's, "Let's Stay Together?" A.) Nothing! You can Youtube this one for free. If you've got any soul at all, you're gonna love it. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Biggest Blast Ever? Barry Bonds 2002 WS Shot is "still going!"

Go to Jimmyrod.com, Barry Bonds Biggest Blast and read about what happened! It may have been the hardest hit baseball, ever. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 4, 2013

GWB Shuts Off the Power Again! Just Like MNF 49ers VS. Steelers.

The Super Bowl blackout was just dinky gwb pulling the plug on another football game. He's such a dinky little prick, he can't resist messing with people. Sign in to see full entry.

Great Rick Barry & Nate Thurmond Photos at Best Bay Area Warriors

Rick Barry had the greatest season imaginable, in 1966-67. The Oakland Tribune sports crew, came up with the best hoop photos, imaginable. Watch Rick Barry levitate at "Best Bay Area Warriors, ever." Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Karl Rove! How Many Chins do you Have There? One big one or lots of...

Is that what happened, Karly? Was it like Pinocchio? Instead of nose it was chin(s)? Is it a kill the world and stuff it into one of your chins, plan, Karlos? Democratic security will refuse to go to the light, at death. They will stick around and haunt your world, Chin-Man. And you know how us-ghosts make you pee yourself. Oh, yeah. Don't forget to say "hi" to Mike Connell's ghost for me, will you Karl? Sign in to see full entry.

Young Max Klinger Cameos in Dick Van Dyke "Washington Vs. The Bunny"

If you're a " MASH" fan, you might like seeing 'the GI in the dress,' while he was still exclusively wearing mens, clothing. And rattling around with the "DVD" gang. Sign in to see full entry.

Married With Children "Prom Queen" Episode is a TV Masterpiece!

I was just watching this "show." Al Bundy is the best, in this daddy role, that I've ever seen. And How in the World, does Kelly Bundy turn a tramp (and I'm being kind) into a legend? Actors die. The characters they help create, "star forever in re-run heaven." Al and Kelly Bundy will never be topped! Sign in to see full entry.

GWB Buys the Zebra's, Again! Big Game Goes to Crows. Refs Go Blind, Again!

That was as bad a non-call as I have ever seen. The refs took the "Stone Cutter" money. (See The Simpson's ). How could refs not see the interference unless they were PAID not to see it? The Baltimore victory, suddenly becomes extremely suspicious. Only a bribed idiot could miss this call. Hey, SB47 Refs! Keep your bribe filled bank accounts, very secret. 49er fans will watch you, forever. Make sure you can justify everything that slips into your accounts. And don't forget to have a nice day. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Stanford Hoop Women Look "Very Solid!" As in Winners! Good Luck Cards!

My friend Jerry says, the trick to winning championships is to always be in the area code when they hand out the trophies. Be great enough to always be in contention. That's Stanford! Always in "the playoffs." Fight like hell to get ready! Win the close ones! Set really hard picks! Don't mind hurting yourselves. And then find the LOVE of victory in your hearts. The Stanford ladies team reminds me of a bunch of "Robo-Cops." Always at the right place at the right time. Did I mention, setting... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Nice going Cantore! You're still too Cowardly to do a Doppler Comparison!

That Bp planet killing oil "spill" poisons everything and you are too gutless to do a before and after comparison. That "spill" instantly turned Earth's weather into endless, crap. And our "heroes" at the weather channel refuse to do a before and after, comparison. The Chattanooga flood of the century happened the day after GWB/Bp blew up their own rig and slaughtered all life in the Gulf of Mexico. That "bush-league" action put tons of oil into the air. The best way to solve this problem is use... Sign in to see full entry.

Some REALLY Bad News for the Repugs? "The Rifleman" was a Democrat!

Lucas McCain would be ashamed of the Republican, "just say no to survival" creed. His first action in the morning would be to make sure all the babies got fed. That's the last thing the Republicans think of. Feeding the babies makes the world happy. The Repugs believe they can beat us by "bumming" us into our graves. How about all these Dying Dog and Starving People commercials. Rupert and georgie booby-trap good guy programs like MSNBC-TV news, with grief-bomb commercials. In Scientology's... Sign in to see full entry.

Brett Conway Plays Dinky "georgie bush" in the Rifleman. gwb's final fight!

The Rifleman episode "Panic" is from the sixties. The bad guy (played by character actor Brett Conway) is the best at duplicating 'dinky-gwb-slime,' as anyone has ever been. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Ted Costa in 1970's-Heaven!

Google Gladys Knight's, "You're the Best Thing that Ever Happened to Me!" The 'light Pip' on the left, reminds me of the Knight from Castlemont High, the late, great Ted Costa. If he could direct a scene from his Heaven, this might be it. If he could leave you with a song, this might be it. Sign in to see full entry.

If the Refs Don't Cheat or a Niner doesn't "Take the Cash," the 49ers Win!

The 49ers have the best set of linebackers in the history of the NFL. No matter what happens. All-Pros, Willis and Bowman are the best set of inside LBs, imaginable. This is what Joe Flacco is facing. One mistake, by any "Baltimore Crow" can lead to "Flacco Wacco." What happens when Joe Flacco faces the best of all-time. Does he hurry his throws? Does the inevitable pain, throw him off? Does partial unconsciousness, effect his game at all? If the Baltimore Crow supporters don't pay-off the refs,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Hey, dinky georgie bush! Whose Babies do you Slaughter, Now, georgie?

Do you blow up the stock market, again, georgie. Is that how you use all the billions you embezzled out of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. You manipulate the economy via massive investment and disinvestment. You "pull the plug" on the babys' food, for the fun of it. You like machine gunning babies, don't you dinky georgie. Sign in to see full entry.

McCain BADGERS Hagel, Right Now! On MSNBC-TV!

It looks like the ultimate creep is "pressing very hard" against the ultimate good guy. How does that work out for you, politically, dinky-gwb? Openly and stupidly BADGERING the obvious good-guy (Chuck Hagel), is always "bad form." Even leading Repugs know that fact. McCain was, apparently, "just that far" from "punching-out," Hagel. "Film at eleven!" This Hagel nomination story will most likely receive strong coverage on both PBS and MSNBC, tonight! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

NRA's LaPierre Disgraces Himself in front of Dead Children!

What happens when everybody on the planet flips you a double bird, Wayne? You've got an eternal bird from me, flabby face! I'l bet you are feeling the fear of being exposed, huh, dinky wayno? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

GOP Doesn't Want Hagel Because He Knows the Repugs From the Inside, Out!

Chuck Hagel was in the room, when the Repugs sang the Simpsons "S tone- cutter Song." It wasn't a 'pretty sight or sound!' What part of it will Hagel use against a dying Republican Party. The GOP doesn't want to find out. Since most of what they said, they said while they were drunk, THEY don't even remember 'what' they said. Maybe Hagel does. That's why Hagel is so hated by the right-wing wackos. He knows them too well! He knows when the GOP will "drop its left." Repug nutso leadership is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Howdy, Prez Obama! Protect that 50 Billion From GOP Embezzlement! Sir!

Don't let them overcharge us for everything. Again! Sir! Put your best accountants "on" that money, sir. Give the victims the best advice you can. Every tough and ethical accountant you hire, will save you millions, Sir! Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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