Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Saturday, January 26, 2013

GWB/HAARP Blasts America from Socorro Island, Mexico. See the Proof!

They are killing your air and your weather with HAARP ion cannon blasts. Go to "Socorro island HAARP." The photos are straight out of " GWB/HAARP Apocalypse Now!" Our Twilight Zone weather is coming from places like Socorro Island. GWB/HAARP will kill you "from behind the curtain," if you let them. Watch your GWB/HAARP controlled execution at either Atlantic animated infrared image or Pacific animated infrared image. The red/orange on these six frame progressive "images" are from HAARP ion... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 25, 2013

David Lee goes to NBA All Star game! Curry's Glow Increases! Go Warriors!

Congratulations to David Lee! He REALLY deserves his all star spot. I remember the first time I saw him as a Warrior. He made his free throws, he made his open shots, he rebounded like a mad man. I remember someone saying "Lee wasn't the answer." Just goes to show how wrong a guy can be! On the other hand, Steph Curry wasn't selected. Thus far, he's had an incredible season. He should be on the all-star team. But Curry is putting on the best show in the game. Everything he does is graceful and... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey,dinky-georgie bush! So you're Killing it all, right now? You're Busted!

So you've decided to kill us with HAARP. You blew up your own rig in the Gulf of Mexico. You killed everything in sight. It's easy when you own the keys to the front door, huh, dinky georgie? You ordered our fighter jets to stand down on 9-11, georgie. That killed thousands of people. You must be very proud! It made you a wartime president. You have tried to kill us dozens of times, since. We have fought the devil off with love bombs and ice water. We have beaten your game of "Kill the World... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

The Truth about Stanford Hoops, 2013 edition! "NIT! NIT! NIT!"

The National Invitational Tournament is the oldest collegiate basketball tournament in America. The Stanford Cardinal is the current NIT Champion. They are in perfect position to make a historic run at that title, again. It's not the NCAA tournament. But it's the next best thing. I wonder if you Stanford kids realize how you will be treated by the NIT as their standing champion? You will be treated like kings, because you will be kings. NIT Kings! All you have to do to become winners again, is... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Senator Reid! REALLY? Demo Peckerwood Senators go in Tank! Treason!

It's treason against humanity, Senator Reid! If the Repugs can still just shut us down at will, we are slaves. And you are the man with that whip in his hand. Do you know what, inevitably, happens to the man with the whip in his hand? Think about it, Mr. Reid! Have Scrooge's three ghouls come to visit you yet, Mr. Reid? Because of your massive, destructive and downright Republican cowardice, we will not be allowed to move forward. Burn in Hell, Mr. Reid. Burn in Hell for your cowardice. You tied... Sign in to see full entry.

Open Letter to dinky gwb! Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Hey, tiny-dinky georgie bush! So you've got your Republican/tea party cronies, chewing on Hillary's leg. Sane people see you doing that, dinky georgie. When you cheat, you leave evidence, georgie. Who was in charge of our military on 9-11-01, dinky crawford creep? As in "commander in chief," georgie? Why did you lock our "top guns" to the ground. The moment we need them the most, they are shut down by "the crawford creep." That would be you dinky, georgie bush. When you cheat, you leave... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Hollywood Invades Anaheim as Woody Harrelson Takes it to the Hoop!

Google Jimmyrod.com, "Semi-Pro." Find out what it's like to be an extra in a film. While you're there, check out a great Mickey Mantle photo, too. Book mark Jimmyrod.com then visit the sports legends, any time you want! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Harry Reid! Now you go screaming into Hell! So long Nevada coward!

Harold! We will never relent. You will pay in Hell for this one! This is a promise, Sir! Did someone catch you cheating on your wife, Harry? Is it blackmail, Sir? Is that the reason you insist we remain GWB slaves? Guess what happens if you stab us in the back, Senator Reid? If you let GWB continued to crush our nuts? Guess what happens to you. You will desperately wish for a Newt Gingrich/Adolph Hitler level of popularity, Sir. You will no longer be a Democrat, Sir. You will be 'tarred and... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Bay Area! Ice your Sinks! The HAARP Monster Hates Ice! Kill it!

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Hey! Prez Obama! Are You a Part of this Kill The World with HAARP Deal?

Can you read a weather doppler at all, Sir! Google, "Pacific animated infrared image." You will see the western coast of your country being "socked-in" with GWB/HAARP created "poison." I can see a west coast white haze above me. It's more of a veil than a cloud. If you go to the above web page, you will watch as GWB/HAARP buries us in their 'almost invisible' poison. And, you. The greatest president of all-time, are sleeping through this end-game attack on humanity. Your Bp owned scientists are... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Jimmy Rod's Song for GWB's Shadow Government - "Declaration..." 5th Dimen..

Hey, dinky georgie bush... Did you ever want to memorize the entire Declaration of Independence? The easy way? Even you can do it, dinky georgie. Just sing along with the Fifth Dimension. You'll amaze your friends, georgie. You'll even find out what makes us so tough, georgie. You can youtube this one under, "5th Dimension Declaration." It's free georgie. And you will know what we think of your planet-wide shadow government, dinky, fellah! It's our fight song, dinky georgie. Are we supposed to... Sign in to see full entry.

Chief Justice John Roberts Steps to the Front, Again! Will he Win, Again?

John Roberts saved "everything" when he saved medical insurance for the people. His "story" is also the most spectacularly unique. From a man operating from the right of Ghengis Khan, Roberts turns into the nicest guy in the world. The guy who just (medically speaking) saved America. From a right wing troll under a bridge, he turned into the "Lone Ranger." I hope he is enjoying the feeling of being loved. Thanks for saving the planet! Now what do we do about this new GOP, "election heist in... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Howdy West Coast! Ice Your Sinks! GWB's HAARP is Killing your Weather!

You're doing a great job of keeping your sinks iced. Keep it cold! You can see it all at "Pacific animated infrared image." Force This HAARP weather crap to the north with melting ice. Turn the water pipes into a huge refrigeration system. GWB/HAARP murder attempts, weaken over melting ice. Note: There is also an "Atlantic Animated infrared image." That Doppler shows GWB/Bp trying to destroy the East Coast, The Gulf, New Orleans, etc. The reds and oranges on this Doppler are indications of GWB... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB Murders Us With HAARP Poison Launched From Socorro Island. Stop Him!

You can see the ion cannon fire being blasted at Mexico, the gulf and the American East Coast. The fire appears to be emanating from Socorro Island west of Mexico. If you look closely at ' Pacific animated infrared image,' you will see HAARP being fired from Socorro, at America. What is it? It's a weather-military secret. How does it feel to be slow-cooked by a microwave military secret? If Barack Obama doesn't take charge over the aiming of GWB/HAARP, we can bend over and kiss our asses... Sign in to see full entry.

Congrats to Prez Obama! Will he Stop GWB/HAARP from Slaughtering Us?

Look up HAARP (disasters, earthquakes, hurricanes, etc). HAARP is a GWB/Bp designed, environment creating monster. BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch brothers buying the koch, have spent all our money to buy our gallows. And they laugh as we die because in the end, we didn't recognize them. You didn't even smell the brimstone. GWB will LOL if he can slip a HAARP knife into your back. Bush and his fellow peckerwoods are deep-fat, HAARP-frying, Texas. Why would he do that? Dinky georgie w. bush... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Now We Find out what Klay Thompson has really got! Is he Rick Barry?

Maybe this isn't as silly a question as you may think? The kid from Washington State Is a potential miracle, too. The 66-67 Warriors reached the NBA Finals running a basic pick and roll. Al Attles would bring the rock up. Barry would pick it up from "the destroyer." Barry would "rock and roll" with the basketball for 3 seconds. Nate "the great" Thurmond would step out and set the strongest screen in NBA history. By now, Barry would have his defender so shook-up, the poor guy would be thinking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 18, 2013

Open Letter to Harry Reid! Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Hey, Harry! Is "Ed" correct? Have you sold your soul and your ass to the Repugs? If you don't AT LEAST make the filibusterers, actually filibuster, you are going to be political "toast." And your spirit will be haunted by Democrats, for all time! And I MEAN HAUNTED. If you miss this grand opportunity to bring justice to this process, sane humanity will wish you dead, sir! Forever, Sir. And until that time, you won't like your nightmares either, Sir! Give our Democracy the ability to survive! If... Sign in to see full entry.

"Algeria" is just another GWB "Inside job" Against Himself to Kill Us!

Once again the planet killer comes from GWB/Bp property. The planet killing Gulf of Mexico disaster came directly from dinky georgie bush land. GWB/Bp plans (intentionally) led directly to that disaster. If it weren't for Kevin Costner's oil/water separators being EVENTUALLY applied to the situation, humanity might not be here, today. It's the same simple-minded plan of attack. Little dinky georgie bush gets mad and starts killing stuff. That's what the Crawford Creep has been doing to us since... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Chip Kelly leaves the Pac-12 as a Loser! Stanford wins the Rose Bowl!

Am I alone in this or is there something creepy about Chip Kelly. He sure kept Duck fans on the hook for the entire ride. I'm not complaining about Kelly's departure for Philly! My buddies at Stanford, certainly won't miss his Gollum like presence on the opposite sideline. He always found a way to steal the Stanford-Oregon game. No, I won't miss him. Even Though Stanford just won the greatest victory imaginable, over Kelly's Ducks, no, I won't miss him. As far as his projected success in the NFL... Sign in to see full entry.

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