Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

So Why is GWB/Bp Serial Murdering Us? Are we going to stop them in time?

Hey, Dinky georgie bush! Is that the best your Nazi Peckerwoods can do, dinky georgie. Machine gunning babies to death, georgie? Americans get grumpy about that shit, huh, georgie? Are people driving by your "plantation," rolling down their windows and busting off some bean gas, dinky Crawford boy? What is that smell, dinky, georgie? What is THAT smell? I think those 'colored folks' are busting off some minority-gas on you, right now, georgie. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy's Rod's Andy Griffith Pick? - "Opie's Hobo Friend" with Buddy Ebsen!

This one should be seen by parents and kids, alike. It handles an important concept via the work of a couple of acting geniuses. Buddy Ebsen and Andy Griffith. That's, "Opie's Hobo Friend." Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Will 49ers Allow the ol' Fixeroo to Screw them out of a Super Bowl? Again?

I watched the NYG beat the 49ers last year, as a key 49er "tanked" like a gutted fish. It's the third time I've seen a 49er "take the cash." This is a warning to any 49er who decides to "blow it out of his ass for cash." I will recognize you fixing the game. And I will ride you into an early grave. I'm tired of this eternal "let's cheat the 49ers," crap. If I catch a 49er throwing a game, that's when "things get personal." Ask last year's doofus KR. Jimmy Rod never forgets when it comes to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Hey, Sink-Icers! You just BLEW AWAY a storm! LOL at this one! Keep Icing!

If you go to "Atlantic Animated infrared image," you will watch NYC melting-ice, blast a storm out of existence. Congratulations, East Coast! You just made history with a really big Snow Cone up tiny gwb's..." Humanity just shot down a GWB/HAARP created storm. Look at this six photo Doppler. A storm is forming in aquamarine. It reaches the iced sinks of New York City and is immediately "dispatched," Dirty Harry style. As they say in Oakland, "your HAARP shit got BLOWED AWAY, dinky georgie bush."... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 11, 2013

Open Letter to dinky gwb! Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

How did it feel to be beaten by all those "stupid Democrats," dinky georgie bush? Face it, Crawford Creep! When you stole all those other elections, you left "fingerprints, behind." Democrat's studied things like your obvious election math anomalies. Like the Republicans winning 23 out of the closest 25 races in 1994. It CAN'T HAPPEN. But it did! By definition the closest races are divided relatively, evenly. Karl Rove didn't like leaving his mathematical-ass hanging out like that. But he... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy West Coast! Ice Your Sinks! GWB's HAARP is Killing your Weather!

Keep ice melting in your sinks at all times. Clean that GWB HAARP crap away from your coastline. Google "Pacific animated infrared image." Bookmark it and and You can watch as your ice blows away GWB's HAARP crap. Melt ice and beat the GWB mass murder try. Don't let the Crawford Creep stick another Sandy "where the sun don't shine." You can see dinky georgie bush try to fire a storm up the Mississippi River, right now at "Atlantic animated infrared image." Bookmark it and you can keep an eye on... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

An Opportunity to Expose this Eon's "Stone Cutters," to the Light of Day!

The Simpson's production team had the "serious balls," sufficient to expose the Devil to the world in the "Stone Cutters" episode. Homer is being rejected by the "Karl Rovesque, card-markers." Homer is being "tarred and feathered" as his rejection notice. Then they see he's got the great religious birthmark. By religious order, Homer becomes the Stone Cutters leader. Homer is such a total moron, he screws everything up. Of, course. It gets so bad they have to disband their stupidity religion. It... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

A Really Weird Thing! GWB Screws the world! Visually screws the World!

This is georgie bush, humor. He always wanted to put up a picture of the sex act. It's a tiny dicked GWB peckerwood, thing. When a peckerwood doesn't have a rocket-launcher around, he doesn't have a dick. He just needs to pick up another Bushmaster,baby killer! Huh, dinky georgie? If you'd like to see what GWB thinks sex looks like you can google "Pacific animated infrared image." This is the best dinky gwb could come up with, with his broken crayons. He's got his best projected sexual fantasy,... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod REALLY doesn't like Seeing Houston being FRIED!

If you google 'Atlantic animated infrared image,' you will see Houston being "attacked" by HAARP Ion Cannons. The red blast shapes are from HAARP ion cannons. It's hard to say what you do in the face of a GWB/HAARP attack. My best guess is to stay indoors as much as possible. It might help against a microwave. And it might not. Unless Our Wonderful President halts the Bush/HAARP ion cannon fire, we can "bend over and kiss our asses, goodbye." Sign in to see full entry.

Hey,Prez Obama! Bush is firing up another hurricane in the gulf as you nap!

What is that big red spot over Houston. It looks like GWB/BP is cooking up another hurricane in the gulf. Those big red spots are GWB/HAARP blasts against Texas. Georgie Bush killing Texas so he can buy its burned corpse for a dollar an acre. Google Atlantic Animated infrared image. Watch as HAARP continues to blast Texas into hell. GWB is microwaving the lone star state. Once Texas is "well done," GWB plans on buying it up for a dollar an acre. Dinky georgie bush is frying you with HAARP, if... Sign in to see full entry.

Why are the Republican-tea partiers being such a bunch of murderers?

Hey, dinky georgie bush! You think you're really sly, huh, crawford mini-man. First you try to murder our economy. Obama fights to save our economy. Bush's Boys (the Repugs) begin murdering our children by the dozen. It's just the GOP creeps Killing us before we realize we've already whipped the punk-ass GWB Republicans. Did you see Karl Rove cry and moan when he found out he'd just blown millions of dollars in election fraud money. Did Bush and Rove bet on the race they thought they'd already... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Hey, dinky georgie bush! Do you kill it now, or Later? Checkmate, georgie!

How does it feel to be trapped by your prey, tiny, georgie! Where are you hiding, Crawford Creep? When are you going to train another psycho to splatter our children again, dinky georgie? You are being watched, georgie. little, dinky georgie. The Attorney General frowns on mass-murder, dinky georgie. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's Entity of the Year? Those Heros who stood in Line to Vote!

Voters became pissed-off Americans. Repugs selling their souls to the devil by trying to block voters of color. And those voters waited in line and voted, anyway! By doing so they put pride into the hearts of "good-guy-world!" They also gave the GOP bad guys a swift kick in the ass. The bad guy Repugs tried to steal the election. The good guy Demos "were waiting for them." That's why Karl Rove looked like he just had his ass grabbed, by a crab. Rove had just picked the Demo's pockets, while the... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/HAARP Storm Can't Hit SF From West, Strikes, instead, from Canada!

You can see this madness at "Pacific Animated infrared image." In a six photograph progression, you will see GWB and his fellow peckerwoods using HAARP to guide a storm at San Francisco. GWB and the gang got tired of getting their asses kicked by SF ICE. They took their storm north to British Columbia. Slipped it into Canada and brought it down to Lake Tahoe. Then curved the storm toward San Francisco. Dinky georgie bush, really wants to get you wet with that HAARP poison. Check out the above... Sign in to see full entry.

It's Time to Bring a Massive Class Action Suit Against "Force Factor" Scam!

They offer a free sample of their testosterone crap, for postage. They raid your checking account for an $80.00, sixty capsule bottle of the Force Factor, crap. Then they delay putting your money back in your checking account for as long as they can. They embezzle the interest on the "transaction" and if you don't pressure them on a continuous basis, they eventually steal your money. How many checking accounts are sabotaged into being overdrawn by these surprise Force Factor Thefts. Even if... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Hey, East Coast! Ice Everything! HAARP is aimed at You! Right Now!

Dinky georgie bush and his "CIA inside the CIA," are trying to kill the planet, right, now! If you look at the Doppler at 'Atlantic animated infrared image' you will see major 'end of the world,' weirdness! HAARP has lined-up their HAARP Ion Cannons in Central America. They Have turned into a massive firing squad. GWB/Bp just "passed the East Coast a blindfold and a cigarette." Then, this morning, GWB fired everything HAARP had at the east coast. The people of the East Coast have maintained a... Sign in to see full entry.

Why is GWB/Bp Trying to "lick" SF's Backside with HAARP? Right, now?

Google, Pacific animated infrared image. Then watch as dinky gwb fires his HAARP ion cannons at the West Coast. The HAARP blast at Seattle and British Columbia actually moves as if it is alive. It moves like the devil himself. It is doing so, right now! At Pacific animated infrared image. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Howdy, Dinky georgie bush! So who do you Mass Murder, Now? georgie!

Who do you chop to pieces next, georgie? We know you are hooked on murder, georgie. Otherwise you wouldn't be sending your "oswalds" at babies. We've got contests, betting on where you're going to send your drooling on himself, "sole assassin," next time, georgie. I know you've always wanted to attack the Golden Gate Bridge, huh, georgie? But the U.S. Coast Guard is a real stickler about that kinda shit, huh, georgie? Now you're trying to kill the world with an overdose of HAARP-crap, huh,... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Rich and Fat-Assed GOP golfers! How do you like HAARP Underwater Golf?

You can watch what's been happening in Hawaii on the golf channel, right now. They are considering issuing scuba gear for the golfers. GOP-HAARP even drowns Republican peckerwood/golfers. You poor-dumb GOP sonsofbitchs are playing golf in HAARP petro-hell! Dinky georgie bush enhanced HAARP as a planet killer. Now, before he kills you, he's killing your golf tournament. For the fun of it. Watch this weird HAARP shit drown the world, right now! You can also see it on NBC! Right, now! This is what... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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