This is why I'm never having kids of my own
OK, so I'm in Union Square today at the enormous Barnes and Noble there. Its four storeys of books, DVDs, CDs, and whatnot. I get on the escalator, and there's a woman and her son a few steps above me--the boy must have been about 4 or 5. Anyways, all of a sudden, the boy breaks out screaming and crying. It sounds like someone is being murdered. He gives a huge scream: "I. WANT. TO. GET. OFF. THIS. ELEVATOR!!!" and then proceeds to try to walk down the up escalator! I'm not kidding. This is why... Sign in to see full entry.