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Saturday, June 15, 2013

Three Women Die

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh. The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. “Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Stand in Doctor

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.” “Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Blonde Neighbor

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Pregnant lady

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery. “Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks. “I´m having a baby.” – she replies. “Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes. “Yes, it is.” – she says. “Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Sex Education

“My teenage daughter came home in a rage. ‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’ I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ “ Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

First Condom

“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 7, 2013

We're Friends

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Thursday, June 6, 2013

AFTERLIFE FOR IRS CHEATERS

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years. A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

ARKANSAS DENTISTS

Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas? A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth. Sign in to see full entry.

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