RONALD MCDONALD IN A NUDIST COLONY
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns. Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Thursday, May 23, 2013
EATING RIGHT
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right." Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
DAVID'S BROTHER DAVID
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 18, 2013
CLINTON POLL
Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal. One of the questions: Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton? The results were staggering! 5% — No 3% — Yes 92% — Never Again Time magazine sent a survey to Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 17, 2013
YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... ORANGE JUICE CARTON
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate." Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
SONS DEVOTED TO MOM
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
DEVIL IN THE CHURCH
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said,... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 13, 2013
BEAUTIFUL?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 10, 2013
WALKS INTO A BAR... VAMPIRES
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood." The second one says, "I'll have one, too." The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?" Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
ARKANSAS DENTISTS
Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas? A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth. Sign in to see full entry.