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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

CHEAP CAT

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78. The next day, the man, the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 3, 2013

BUBBA

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

ABC

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

EMMA!

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Friday, May 31, 2013

BLONDE BOOBIES

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

BROKEN DOWN

Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after looking for help for 10 minutes that there was a small farmhouse with an old lady sitting on the porch. He told her his unfortunate story and she gladly let him in. But first she told him, ''I have three rules that you musn't break or... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

BEAT THE CASINO

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

CLEARLY CHEATING

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone." Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 27, 2013

DEAD AGAIN

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

THE BAT BET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood. The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat returns with blood around his... Sign in to see full entry.

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