CHICKEN FAT
I was walking through the grocery store the other day. I knew what I wanted and about where it was in the store. So I cut through the frozen food section on my way to the toothpaste isle. I just happened to look up at a shelf as I passed, I saw a box marked "Chicken Fat" "Sheesh!" I thought to myself. "Even chickens are having liposuction!" As I thought that, I laughed out loud. This caused a nearby stock boy to look at me like I was a little bit--um insane. I thought about explaining why I was... Sign in to see full entry.