Wednesday, June 18, 2003Diatribe on the Indignities and Discomforts Suffered by Large-Busted WomenHey, Sally, I understand where you are coming from. And the rest of the world needs to stop being judgmental of us who hate our incredible endowments. Consider these points about being big-busted: First, the only thing a guy looks at when he meets you is your chest. He can't help it; it's a foot... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, June 17, 2003What "Finding Nemo" MeansThis was a great movie. Not a run-of-the-mill kid's film by any stretch of the imagination. A truly great kid's film. The plot is simple. A mother clownfish is killed while trying to save her eggs from a barracuda. The father clownfish finds only one of the eggs left, and from it comes Nemo. Nemo... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, June 16, 2003I Know Why Chris Has so Many of the Top SpotsNow if I just had the time, the talent, and the guts to imitate him.... See, he's so outrageous, so ludicrous, so unpredictable, that not one of us ever knows just what that crazy coot is going to do or say next. Or on what topic. So we click on his blogs every day, sometimes more than once or... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, June 15, 2003Top Ten Worst Things to Do When the AC Is Broken and It's 95 in the Shade10. Broil fish in the oven broiler. 09. Build a fieldstone wall in the treeless front yard. 08. Wash and dry four loads of towels using hot water and the dryer's cotton setting. 07. Iron three dozen cotton blouses and two dozen linen skirts. 06. Scrub the kitchen floor with hot water and a stiff... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, June 14, 2003I had a lovely day todayI asked Mom yesterday if she wanted to come along and keep me company today while I ran errands and went shopping. She said she really needed to stay home and get some stuff done, so we planned on her coming along another time. But she called this morning and said that she had changed her mind and... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, June 13, 2003Ya Know That "Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow-Polka-Dot Bikini"?I have often wondered why women wear these things. Nowadays especially, when they are literally nothing but three triangles of cloth with a few shoestrings holding them in place. Thongs! Oh, my word! Why on earth would a self-respecting grown woman wish to appear in public in "clothing" that covers... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, June 12, 2003Homeschoolers Targets of Discrimination in TNThe state of Tennessee recently voted to approve allowing a state lottery, the profits from which would be used to fund college scholarships. I did not support the lottery, for reasons which I shall address another day. What concerns me today is the result of recent votes in the TN House and TN... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, June 10, 2003Story of My Life: Always a Point BehindI took the IQ test that MSaries mentioned in The Lunatic Fringe, and, apparently, if I had scored one point higher, I would qualify for MENSA. That's the story of my life. Always one point too few. College graduation: one point shy of cum laude. High School: one vote shy of editor-in-chief of the... Sign in to see full entry.How To Be Careful - A Lesson for Women and the Men Who Love ThemSome tips on staying safe in this crazy world. I don't know who wrote this, but the information is good. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! From a tourist guide to New Orleans: If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, do... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, June 9, 2003Disappearing DaysI don't know where the time goes. I was working along today, and I checked the time: 12:05. Mom wouldn't be back from VBS with the kids yet, so I figured I'd leave for lunch at 12:30. Went back to my task, looked up a few minutes later, and it was five after 1! It's not like I was really doing this... Sign in to see full entry. |