The notorious peeing contest!
I hope that I didn’t already post this joke. If I already did, it may mean that Old-timer’s Disease has set in. I’m already a certified (and certifiable!) Geezer and “Senior Moments” are something I should expect to experience, any time, now. A visibly over-served woman, a regular customer, went into a bar and motioned the bartender to come nearer and speak with her. She admitted to being broke and still thirsty, and she proposed a wager with him against some of her paycheck, paid the next day.... Sign in to see full entry.