Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Saturday, August 18, 2007

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Saturday, August 18, 2007

The notorious peeing contest!

I hope that I didn’t already post this joke. If I already did, it may mean that Old-timer’s Disease has set in. I’m already a certified (and certifiable!) Geezer and “Senior Moments” are something I should expect to experience, any time, now. A visibly over-served woman, a regular customer, went into a bar and motioned the bartender to come nearer and speak with her. She admitted to being broke and still thirsty, and she proposed a wager with him against some of her paycheck, paid the next day.... Sign in to see full entry.

Golf wars! Can't we all just get along?

I used to work with a golfer, way back in the sixties, and after listening to him talk about the game’s mental, physical, and equipment peculiarities, I decided to try playing golf personally. The Uof M par-three course is only a couple miles from where I lived and each day after work, I’d play a quick nine holes. A seven iron, nine iron, a five iron and a putter were the only clubs needed (I never learned how to use woods) and I took 46 strokes to go around the course on my first try. By the... Sign in to see full entry.

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