The further adventures of Ivy and D.J. and Granpa! No HUMAN EATING ALLOWED!
I was walking past the garden as the two (for want of a better word) children were standing and looking over the fence. Ivy said to D.J. “Let’s see, my school zinnia has fourteen flowers on it and YOUR kindergartener bean plant has how many beans? None! That sounds about right to me, because you are a retart!” I was about to leap to his defense when D.J. said to his sister, “ Grandpa picked my beans and he is drying them so next year, when all my beans get planted, we’ll be picking beans just... Sign in to see full entry.